Idea for an invention

godfreyj0nes 3/20/2020 5:39:34 PM
It's basically like one of those Alexa speakers, but it only gives you Bible quotes, Psalms, proverbs..... Basically whatever religion you choose it'll do that stuff. You just say "Hey God*, give me a Bible quote". Times are tough now, so lots of people are turning to religion.

*Name still pending
AnalButt 3/20/2020 5:44:18 PM
Spitting out wafers and wine everywhere
carveyournamein 3/20/2020 5:51:50 PM
I can program that shit so easily.
carveyournamein 3/20/2020 5:53:07 PM
Just download this, parse and index it, then randomly select a passage. Track which ones have already displayed and avoid redisplaying them too often.
portslob 3/20/2020 5:53:33 PM
There's already the "pray" app. It does that
carveyournamein 3/20/2020 5:54:07 PM
How do you know?
dog_boner 3/20/2020 5:58:39 PM
lol
godfreyj0nes 3/20/2020 6:13:11 PM
This isn't an app, this is a dedicated speaker that gives you high quality sound, incredible control over the sound settings, fast response time, and the ability to pull quotes from the Old AND New testament. Can it okay music? no. Can it give you Bible quotes that you can hear from across the house? you betcha!
godfreyj0nes 3/20/2020 6:14:08 PM
Play, not okay. This speaker won't have the same issue understanding you the way a phone does.