what was the last thing you SHOP-LIFTED???

zordy 3/5/2020 3:41:56 PM
last thing i stole was some lotion at the grocery store, just walked right up and squirted that shit in my hand, it was the perfect crime they cant prove my hands arent always this moist
barbara 3/5/2020 3:46:02 PM
scented or unscented?
zordy 3/5/2020 3:46:24 PM
it was lotion scented
BULLETHeaD 3/5/2020 3:46:25 PM
I was at the market, outside the hippie health place and there was a rack with free pamphlets and stuff so I grabbed this one huge book and walked away. Later I looked it and it had $29.99 on the back and probably should not have been free. I think I stole it but I'm not sure
BULLETHeaD 3/5/2020 3:46:44 PM
Am I going to prison?
barbara 3/5/2020 3:46:58 PM
eventually, yeah.
easyhateoven 3/5/2020 3:47:08 PM
yes
zordy 3/5/2020 3:47:58 PM
ya this thread was a sting operation and the police are on their way to take you into custerdy now
barbara 3/5/2020 3:56:35 PM
hit up the LG legal defense fund if you can't afford representation
zordy 3/5/2020 3:59:02 PM
i think shat spent it all
carveyournamein 3/5/2020 4:35:19 PM
I shoplift napkins from McDonald's all the time.
obscure 3/5/2020 5:08:31 PM
I had massive heart burn and was at the gas station and on the way out I saw they had rolaids but the line was too long and I just grabbed them and walked out.
zordy 3/5/2020 5:28:09 PM
one time i was walking out of the gas station and the employee came running after me saying i stole an ice cream cone which i didnt so we argued about it for like 5 minutes until he f*kked off, then a few days later i went back and stole a couple lighters
Kvin666 3/5/2020 5:32:42 PM
Fruit. Self checkout means you can just punch 10 giant apples in as 1 or 2 lunchbox apples.
themassacreature 3/5/2020 5:42:06 PM
you can make decent money lifting batteries and reselling them. so I've heard.