Dieting/shitting

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portslob 2/26/2020 2:26:26 PM
So, I'm trying to lose a few pounds, get back in shape for summer now that my busy season is pretty much over..
Why is it that when you eat healthy, you take the most disgusting, slimy shits that require entire rolls of toilet paper to get clean..
I swear, say what you want about over eating, sugar and preservatives.. if you want rock solid, bowel emptying shits, you need this garbage
barbara 2/26/2020 2:34:42 PM
you got something else going on then hombre.
unvisitedgrave 2/26/2020 4:32:29 PM
I eat "clean" and take the same 1 foot crap every other day. One wipe.

You got something else up big dog.
zordy 2/26/2020 4:37:07 PM
eat some of that jamie lee curtis yogurt so you can take some soft serve shits like she does
portslob 2/26/2020 4:39:15 PM
Yeah my bowels changing the same day I started dieting are completely unrelated. Okay
XSHAT_CREWX 2/26/2020 4:53:56 PM
too much fiber
barbara 2/26/2020 5:56:41 PM
baby ate clean for one whole day then made a poopy
explosions_in_this_guy 2/26/2020 6:20:09 PM
eat some spoiled raw chicken, you'll get really sick and experience and extreme bout with diarrhear with vomit, and not eat for 7-10 days or so, but you'll lose about 25 pounds
AnalButt 2/26/2020 6:25:24 PM
The mouth and the ass aren't on the same line, bro. It's like driving to New York from Texas and only taking backroads.
BULLETHEAD 2/26/2020 6:28:30 PM
your butts mad at you cuz it wants cake
unvisitedgrave 2/26/2020 8:06:21 PM
portslob 2/26/2020 4:39:15 PM
Yeah my bowels changing the same day I started dieting are completely unrelated. Okay

you didn't mention it was day 1 in your original post.
beans 2/26/2020 8:12:32 PM
I had diarrhea for 85% of my 20's and it was boozing and eating garbage food. You're backwards
dayman 2/26/2020 8:16:13 PM
stop being a fat little crying pig
boredtodeath 2/26/2020 8:43:50 PM
explosions_in_this_guy 2/26/2020 6:20:09 PM
eat some spoiled raw chicken, you'll get really sick and experience and extreme bout with diarrhear with vomit, and not eat for 7-10 days or so, but you'll lose about 25 pounds

You forgot the unending sensation of a pickaxe repeatedly penetrating your skull for those days. Good times.
portslob 2/26/2020 9:18:37 PM
Been like 2 weeks
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