here's one thing i don't really understand.

virus_dot_exe 12/27/2019 5:34:45 PM
now, I used to know this guy named Tardbot. he was this retarded kid. he was 17 or so. I knew him when I was like 13-14. he always wore flannels and kept cigarette butts in the pockets. don't have a smoke? jerkass Hometown clerk won't sell to you because the manager is still there? ASK TARDBOT! Tardbot will bust out from his flannel pocket and wide assortment of different kinds of 3/4 to 1/2 cigarettes. one time I got a Parliament, but anyways... anytime anybody would yell out his name, Tardbot, he would freak out and go, "REEEEEE-OOOOO RRREEEEE-OOOOO! TARDBOT REEEEEE-OOOOOOO!" the fckin kids loved him. alright....so one night, I was walkin back from my buddies house where we had been totally makin out with hot chicks and I see cop lights up ahead. this was around halloween. I get closer and a few people were gathered on the curb watching poor Tardbot getting arrested!!!! I see my buddy off to my side and I walk up. I'm like, "what's goin on?" dude's like, "bro, you're not gonna believe this...Tardbot was fcking a pumpkin on his porch." I was like, "word?" he was like, "word." I couldn't believe it. fckin pumpkins. Tardbot. on the porch. who would call the cops for somethin like that? "hello, yes there's some guy thrusting his penis in and out of a jackolantern. please send help immediately." sadly, we never saw ol' Tardbot again. he was fun. we had fun.
Jon 12/27/2019 5:36:38 PM
You had me at hello
virus_dot_exe 12/27/2019 5:38:29 PM
ok, two things i don't really understand.
AnalButt 12/27/2019 5:45:33 PM
Is it pronounced tar-bow?
dog_boner 12/27/2019 7:21:41 PM
How I could just kill a man?
cpt_howdy 12/27/2019 7:29:45 PM
i hope you know i tried to find those pictures tardbot