man you haven't lived the hard life yet

no_innocent_larrikin 12/11/2019 10:01:27 PM
yeah it sucks...

that's when you gotta pay for your own food, your own gas, your own cell phone bill, your own clothes, and then I get a car, and then on top of that, gotta pay insurance, and on top of that, gotta pay rent, and utilities, and now I'm broke to the point where I can't eat anything but Top Ramen cuz that's all I can afford
seventwofour 12/12/2019 2:23:22 AM
Join the military retard
no_innocent_larrikin 12/15/2019 1:40:54 PM
I attempted the military retard, but I got kicked out for refusing to obey my officers...whenever I fcked up they made me do a lot of pushups, and when I couldn't do them, they picked me up and slammed my head into the concrete slab, landing me in the hospital with a head concussion...when the doctors asked the drill sergeants what happened, they covered it up by saying I fell off a ladder and hit my head, but when I told them what REALLY happened, they punished me by tying me to the airplane propeller and turning it on at full speed
xmyxxxxwarx 12/15/2019 10:09:14 PM
welcome to the real world little boy...mommy and daddy ain't gonna support you all your life