Just snapped into a slim jim

simon_belmonT 5/16/2019 3:33:28 PM
Dare me to drive?
portslob 5/16/2019 4:00:07 PM
That's how randy savage died
marching_band_rules 5/16/2019 4:01:51 PM
the heartburn
KlDCADAVER 5/16/2019 4:02:11 PM
the night slim jim snapped back
nothinlefttogive 5/16/2019 4:07:43 PM
i dare you to chong cheesol
simon_belmonT 5/16/2019 4:08:00 PM
Didn't bring lunch today. Too busy to stop for food. Grabbed a Mountain Dew, a slim Jim and a small bag of chili Doritos when I stopped for gas. Pretty decent meal
portslob 5/16/2019 4:20:04 PM
I can't remember the last time I snapped into a slim Jim, but I recall it resulting in extreme diarrhea
zordy 5/16/2019 4:23:12 PM
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a slim jim???
AnalButt 5/16/2019 4:33:21 PM
Slim Jim pate with a Mountain Dew foam serves atop crispy Doritos
dayman 5/16/2019 4:34:18 PM
sounds like a champions lunch
Magdalene 5/16/2019 6:18:14 PM
Jus peefed a big ol full bladder peef
wee_bastid 5/16/2019 6:43:50 PM
it's 2019, how is this still legal? when will these senseless snappings finally end?