I met a pig this morning

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portslob 5/16/2019 9:27:44 AM
This guy in my hood was walking a pig on a leash down my street.
The pigs name was Stella and she was chewing on my foot while I was petting her.
carveyournamein 5/16/2019 9:32:11 AM
Too bad the pig didn't chew your god damn hands off so you could never post here again.
portslob 5/16/2019 9:34:35 AM
That would never happen
barbara 5/16/2019 9:34:45 AM
I met this one on a bike ride last week
easyhateoven 5/16/2019 9:34:51 AM
thought this was about lurkcity at first
portslob 5/16/2019 9:36:07 AM
I can't imagine a pig would be happy living in the city in an apartment.
But she seemed pretty content
iwilladapt 5/16/2019 9:36:13 AM
I know this is going to sound like a joke, but it's not. You're not talking about his girlfriend are you?
portslob 5/16/2019 9:39:58 AM
No, it was an actual pig.. like oink oink pig
iwilladapt 5/16/2019 9:42:37 AM
Ok, awesome.
iwilladapt 5/16/2019 9:47:25 AM
I went out with some guys from work a while back when I still lived in LA and one of them said he was bringing his cat, or I think he said kitten. I passed it off as a possible inside joke I wasn't in on or whatever. The guy showed up with a girl on a leash, dressed like a cat. She would meow and hiss and started licking the guy at one point.
easyhateoven 5/16/2019 9:51:16 AM
typical LA
Spaceghhost 5/16/2019 9:53:05 AM
carveyournamein 5/16/2019 9:32:11 AM
Too bad the pig didn't chew your god damn hands off so you could never post here again.

this was really mean, also really funny. I am still laughing
willy_wanker 5/16/2019 10:39:19 AM
be wary of any man that owns a pig farm
portslob 5/16/2019 10:39:39 AM
Why?
marching_band_rules 5/16/2019 10:51:08 AM
iwilladapt 5/16/2019 9:47:25 AM
I went out with some guys from work a while back when I still lived in LA and one of them said he was bringing his cat, or I think he said kitten. I passed it off as a possible inside joke I wasn't in on or whatever. The guy showed up with a girl on a leash, dressed like a cat. She would meow and hiss and started licking the guy at one point.
easyhateoven 5/16/2019 9:51:16 AM
typical LA



lol
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