The Olive Garden

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themoustachemassacre 5/15/2019 10:07:03 PM
I have a gift card for this restaurant. I might take my girlfriend here after she gets home tonight.

What is the item to eat at this great classic Italian restaurant?
carveyournamein 5/15/2019 10:08:07 PM
When I was 18, I called Olive Garden and complained about a visit I didn't make. They sent me a $50 gift card. I took a date there. She never went out with me again.
carveyournamein 5/15/2019 10:09:03 PM
Later in life, we got drunk and fooled around. She got mad at me for taking advantage of her and said never again.

Even later in life, she went on another date with me while she already had a boyfriend.
simon_belmonT 5/15/2019 10:09:54 PM
I applied for a job at Olive Garden when I was in college. They called me in for an interview and I never showed up
themoustachemassacre 5/15/2019 10:10:03 PM
I got this gift card at a company party, and ever since, I've been talking shit about it with my co-workers, boss, girlfriend, etc.

I think it's time to bite the bullet and taste that nectar of the tour of italy with all you can eat breadsticks.
AnalButt 5/15/2019 10:10:27 PM
Zuppa Tuscano and black tie mousse cake
themoustachemassacre 5/15/2019 10:10:41 PM
It seems like Olive Garden is the only thing aside from this website that connects us all.
themoustachemassacre 5/15/2019 10:12:30 PM
I remember when I was around 18, I told a girl I would take her out to a "nice restaurant" and I took her to the Garden and she made fun of me for thinking it was fancy.
carveyournamein 5/15/2019 10:15:42 PM
Yeah but have you ever taken a woman on a date with credit to an establishment earned through defrauding their customer service?
simon_belmonT 5/15/2019 10:16:37 PM
I don't think I've ever eaten at an Olive Garden. Take me with your gift card
carveyournamein 5/15/2019 10:16:40 PM
When I said she never went out with me again, I hadn't yet remembered the times that she did.
creed4life 5/15/2019 10:17:57 PM
all of garden
KlDCADAVER 5/15/2019 10:18:30 PM
i took a girl to a slaters 50/50 and we ate meals and drank a bunch of beers at the bar. we were finished with our last beers, bartender never came by to ask if we wanted more brewhammers or if we wanted to close out, so we just split after waiting for like yen minutes. defraud by da GOD
themoustachemassacre 5/15/2019 10:18:31 PM
No. I really like that though. The only better thing to do would be to plant a hair or bug, and demand that you will not pay for the meal, but wait until you are finished eating.

The worst I have done is dine and dashed and left the lady to pay for the meal. But it was a chunky lady that had picked my drunk self up after the bar and was trying to come home with me, so it was the only option.
simon_belmonT 5/15/2019 10:19:34 PM
what's the conversion on yen minutes to American?
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