Pumped to mow the lawn

Next year or whenever it stops raining, goddamn.

i remember turning 45

Aw darling, you are so old

it's def dad season out there

I'm super cheap about everything but I have no problem paying $100 for the neighbor to mow my yard. Hate yard work

dont forget sunscreen

I just love being outside

i don't have my own lawn yet. the building assn does an OK job w/ the condo grounds. if only they could remove the kids...

Right, its very funny

i'm 57 years old and i'm still a virgin

If there isn't already a lawnmower superstore called Mowtown, someone should really get on that

i do get great pleasure from mowing my lawn. probably not once it starts hitting 120 degrees at 5am next month

Ever since I got a riding mower it's been awesome. I mow the shit out of these acres in the summer

my dad just bought a riding mower. doesn't have a steering wheel, it has levers for each hand to control directions. he runs over a bunch of shit.

That sounds more fun than a steering wheel