Actual thing someone said in an interview today

AnalButt 4/22/2019 5:30:42 PM
Me: You'll be working along side my head cook most of the days.
Dude: Is his name Keith?
Me: No, Sam
Dude: Oh. God told me on the way over here someone named Keith would be in my future.

Can't wait to hire him
backseatkiller 4/22/2019 5:36:19 PM
ckk
suicidebears 4/22/2019 5:41:12 PM
i don't see the problem
AnalButt 4/22/2019 5:47:50 PM
I wasn't being facetious
carveyournamein 4/22/2019 6:23:39 PM
Is his name Keith?
AnalButt 4/22/2019 6:24:53 PM
Like anyone could even know that
simon_belmonT 4/22/2019 6:31:39 PM
Is your name Keith?
explosions_in_this_guy 4/22/2019 6:33:34 PM
Dude: Is his name Keith?
Me: No, but I did just queef
AnalButt 4/22/2019 6:34:04 PM
^^^^^
themoustachemassacre 4/22/2019 8:41:41 PM
No head cook was ever named Keith.
keith 4/22/2019 8:42:52 PM
god was right im on my way
carveyournamein 4/22/2019 8:44:34 PM
Lol
wee_bastid 4/22/2019 8:53:26 PM
keith 4/22/2019 8:42:52 PM
god was right im on my way
carveyournamein 4/22/2019 8:44:34 PM
Lol
easyhateoven 4/22/2019 10:29:40 PM
that dude's going to kill everyone in the kitchen