Portslob vs Carve in a fistfight.

ed_money 4/17/2019 1:14:28 PM
Who would gas out first?
XSHAT_CREWX 4/17/2019 1:15:28 PM
depends on if carve gets that autistic retard rage going and how many drinks portslob has had
KlDCADAVER 4/17/2019 1:15:37 PM
lotta hair pulling in that matchup
portslob 4/17/2019 1:19:40 PM
I would kill anyone on this site in a fight
XSHAT_CREWX 4/17/2019 1:22:55 PM
not me, i fight dirty
portslob 4/17/2019 1:23:47 PM
Me too. I fight to the death too so bring weapons, because I'll have them
carveyournamein 4/17/2019 1:25:00 PM
I have close to 10,000 hours training weapon disarming.
portslob 4/17/2019 1:26:34 PM
You're going to need them
ed_money 4/17/2019 1:33:02 PM
None of you have answered my question.
two_dick_rick 4/17/2019 1:37:59 PM
portslob. he's got 1 round of hell in him, then it'll be big huffs and rubbery haymakers
two_dick_rick 4/17/2019 1:38:22 PM
carve will pop up, 3rd round, with a second wave of endurance and pull a frantic guillotine choke out of nowhere
two_dick_rick 4/17/2019 1:38:57 PM
I think the misconception comes from assuming portslob is a portly slob, however, he is a thinnish man who is just mean to his fat sister
portslob 4/17/2019 1:44:24 PM
No, the names not from my sister, it originated from my buddy's sister ..
He used to call her portslob because she was portly and a slob
two_dick_rick 4/17/2019 1:45:10 PM
that's not as funny. my origin story remains unchanged
AnalButt 4/17/2019 1:48:36 PM
Would ya?