drag racing against old ladies in minivans

KlDCADAVER 4/15/2019 10:26:37 PM
i win almost every time
carveyournamein 4/15/2019 10:29:06 PM
A minivan obviously moves much faster than an old lady. I don't understand how you're not winning 100% of the time.
KlDCADAVER 4/15/2019 10:34:46 PM
i need to upgrade to a green jeep
Magdalene 4/15/2019 10:37:50 PM
themoustachemassacre 4/15/2019 10:39:50 PM
Some guy at my work used to try to race everyone in this "turbo" minivan that he bought. He had a mullet and had a "girlfriend" in Russia that was going to "come visit him" that he met online.
KlDCADAVER 4/15/2019 10:47:20 PM
you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school
KlDCADAVER 4/15/2019 10:48:24 PM
pretty much everything has a turbo on it now, so i bet there are some sweet sleeper minivans
KlDCADAVER 4/15/2019 10:51:39 PM
just remembered that i had a friend with a ford focus who cut a hole in his hood to get more air to his intake