Working some Yale cocktail hour thing

simon_belmonT 3/15/2019 5:00:07 PM
Some charity thing. People paid like $200 a plate for this event and I'm there sampling beer before hand. I look like a weirdo homeless dude and probably smell it like it too. Should be a good time.
nothinlefttogive 3/15/2019 5:02:04 PM
be sure to tell incessantly everyone what your pronouns are.
explosions_in_this_guy 3/15/2019 5:02:04 PM
chances are most of the people there are imbeciles who were cheated into Yale by their parents, so I wouldn't worry about it
AnalButt 3/15/2019 5:02:30 PM
Are you serving the food or beer?
nothinlefttogive 3/15/2019 5:02:51 PM
do it with the dyslexia, just like that...
thetowerofrome 3/15/2019 5:04:41 PM
I hope to God you are (working) by yourself
simon_belmonT 3/15/2019 5:05:08 PM
Just doing a beer sampling during the cocktail hour.
simon_belmonT 3/15/2019 5:07:05 PM
I've done some pretty high class wine tastings before but nothing that comes at this expense.
AnalButt 3/15/2019 5:08:24 PM
Stone Cold Belmont flinging opened cans of PBR and scraps of flannel all over the fck
suicidebears 3/15/2019 5:14:17 PM
the less discerning lagerman couldn't tell you the difference in flavor profiles between, say, a miller lite lime and a bud light lime-a-rita, but yale is bringing in the big guns
Spaceghhost 3/15/2019 5:16:29 PM
"chances are most of the people there are imbeciles who were cheated into Yale by their parents, so I wouldn't worry about it"

#truth
two_dick_rick 3/15/2019 5:22:43 PM
yeah everyone at yale is so stupid and cheated and are so dumb!!! yeah!!!!
simon_belmonT 3/15/2019 5:34:49 PM
There's a violin player. This is way out of my league, fellas.
simon_belmonT 3/15/2019 5:36:15 PM
More of a banjo guy
thetowerofrome 3/15/2019 5:36:33 PM
Just call it a fiddle player and pretend it's an alt country folk show