Describe your dream woman in 5 words or less

XSHAT_CREWX 3/15/2019 11:09:56 AM
Weathered battered old shieldmaiden
two_dick_rick 3/15/2019 11:40:29 AM
Men
carveyournamein 3/15/2019 12:12:29 PM
Hot slaps for days thanks
deadwithfear 3/15/2019 12:44:47 PM
Gal Gadot's face. Shaq's body.
fourthgradecocktease 3/15/2019 1:28:02 PM
A voice like Gilbert Gottfried
bulletsofdusk 3/15/2019 4:11:32 PM
Make me a ham sandwich.
Spaceghhost 3/15/2019 4:15:13 PM
Demi Lovato's big fat ass
zordy 3/15/2019 4:17:13 PM
much clown love whoop whoop
portslob 3/15/2019 4:23:41 PM
Tubgirl
dog_boner 3/15/2019 4:32:39 PM
floor lickin whore
two_dick_rick 3/15/2019 4:52:05 PM
thank god for portslob and dog boner realizing it said 5 or less, not absolutely 5. LEARN TO READ