cool shit you did today?

XSHAT_CREWX 2/18/2019 9:00:13 PM
yelled at my google home for 20 minutes to turn the lamp on instead of getting up and manually turning it on
AnalButt 2/18/2019 9:01:17 PM
Took a dump and it was a clean wipe.
themoustachemassacre 2/18/2019 9:03:43 PM
Heated up a pot pie in the microwave for the first time in 15+ years. It took 7 minutes.
boredtodeath 2/19/2019 9:09:23 AM
I butchered a goat while giving a cow threatening looks.
easyhateoven 2/19/2019 9:22:20 AM
ordered noise-cancelling head phones
agent_friday 2/19/2019 10:31:23 AM
Went to work. Contributed to society. Was paid for my efforts.
bulletsofdusk 2/19/2019 12:20:51 PM
Sucked all the c-ck behind Panera bread.