Looking for new members to join the community

Stinkman12 2/11/2019 5:30:45 PM
If you enjoy stinking, please drop me a line here and let me know.
virus_dot_exe 2/11/2019 5:31:29 PM
oh HELL YEAH
Stinkman12 2/11/2019 5:41:32 PM
Here's a message from the head of the community

"My fellow Stinkers, as many of you know, our community continues to see dwindling membership numbers due to a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, being a rather private subsect with a very specific interest, it continues to cause issues when recruiting new members. Within the past 5 years, 150 members have passed away due to continued health issues and/or age. With our numbers well below our previous 20 year low, we need to do something to promote our ideals and the benefits of our lifestyle. Spread the word, 2019 will be a huge push for recruitment and 2019 will DEFINITELY be the year of the stink.

Thank You,

#2. "
portslob 2/11/2019 5:43:37 PM
Name like three of the multitude of reasons membership is dwindling
Stinkman12 2/11/2019 5:49:15 PM
Okay, while I dont have access to the numbers it's pretty easy to see from the inside.

The community is facing the same issues the trucker community is currently facing. The lifestyle comes with it's hazards and many of the long time members have succumbed to illness. While there are occasionally posts about new young recruits, those are far and few between. It's mostly men and women aged 40+.
thetowerofrome 2/11/2019 5:51:25 PM
Can you please do us all a favor and try and be funnier?
Stinkman12 2/11/2019 5:51:46 PM
And let me tell you, younger members are not dedicated like they used to be.

I came in as an 18 year old runaway, taken under the wing of an older man wanting to show me the golden path in life. I went from a scrawny virgin who was constantly berated by his father to a man, enjoying the fruits of life's forbidden pleasures.
Stinkman12 2/11/2019 5:52:09 PM
Oh yes. The funny. Hold on.
Stinkman12 2/11/2019 5:55:39 PM
Sorry, I'm making a serious thread to help the community.

I'll make the funny later
thetowerofrome 2/11/2019 5:57:18 PM
*shakes head in disappointment and disapproval*
carveyournamein 2/11/2019 6:10:10 PM
Twinkman12
bulletsofdusk 2/11/2019 6:33:41 PM
Dwep
carveyournamein 2/14/2019 2:26:35 PM
I heard that the government is looking for someone to lead its first official stinktank research institute.