Oh god this was so embarrassing: throwback edition

seriousloser 8/28/2018 12:26:34 AM
During 4th grade, I became know as the kid who cried during gym class. Around that time in my life I was going through some major changes(mostly my parents divorce) and found solace in a game that we played during gym class. It was handball. Basically the players on the court followed basketball style rules with no travelling and pivots and stuff. I found my perfect place as the goalie. It was me in the net with a large pad, there to protect the goal from the bombardment of dodgeballs. Our teacher assigned us to teams and I was picked near the end because I was on the smaller side. But I found my place in that sport. I was an absolute beast in goal and I NEVER let a goal past. Our team had the best record until I got sick and missed a day. We lost that day, and our team captain let 4 goals past. We worked our ways through the playoffs and made it to the finals. There we met a team with a similar 1 loss record(they lost to us). The game was intense and as the time ended, we were tied 0-0. To break the tie, our teacher based everything off of the amount of goals scored during the tournament. The other team had something like 10 more goals than us, and despite the fact that we only let 4 in, we still lost.

At that moment I broke down and cried. I cried hard. I pounded on the floor. I did what I could to finally win.
wiggles 8/28/2018 12:34:53 AM
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celine 8/28/2018 9:30:49 AM
The spam is funnier than the humorless dried dogshit original post
celine 8/28/2018 11:56:10 AM
Could have at least said he joined some youth handball league, but no. He said his 4th grade class... in gym... in 4th grade... had so many handball teams that they could set up a league, eventually have playoffs, and crown a champion. Must have been a big fckin 4th grade class
mummified_circuitry 8/28/2018 12:03:21 PM
maybe he'll tell us about some embarrassing thing that happened at his part time job in 4th grade
XSHAT_CREWX 8/28/2018 1:31:17 PM
yeah, zordon, tell us what youre thinking up for your next one, thanks