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virus_dot_exe 3 days ago

tonight - drop in game in north van
tomorrow - going to the NHL Draft Rounds 2-7
sunday - playing more hockey

virus_dot_exe 3 days ago

im just jealous because i have a drinking problem and can't enjoy alcohol casually so i can't drink at all otherwise my life falls apart.

virus_dot_exe 3 days ago

308 8/7/2018 11:14:38 AM
You fcking losers

virus_dot_exe 3 days ago

???

virus_dot_exe 3 days ago

while this did turn my world upside down, i was still too concerned with trying to figure out if Rage Against The Machine had done the theme song for Degeneration X

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

shut the f*ck up john_doe

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

whoops! didn't mean to accidentally post that

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

be really racist

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

she was adopted when he was already a zillion years old

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

my father in law is literally 93 years old so i am buying him orange marmalade

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

lol

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

yikes, hang in there man

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

???

(sorry scis, you usually post these by now so i had to pull the trigger)

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

ok

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

will not be seen today

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

lol

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

would you eat the mint afterwards or savour the flavours the meal has left on your palate?

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

thinking about listening to this today

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

Vancouver Grizzlies >

virus_dot_exe 10 days ago

lol

virus_dot_exe 11 days ago

it's not as good as the old song

virus_dot_exe 11 days ago

thanks a bunch

virus_dot_exe 11 days ago

^^^ stupid f*cking post

virus_dot_exe 11 days ago

he's gay

virus_dot_exe 12 days ago

never heard any of these bands lol

virus_dot_exe 12 days ago

finally, Trind gets to be included!

virus_dot_exe 13 days ago

are y'all gonna make some hot sauces to give to friends for christmas gifts?

virus_dot_exe 13 days ago

*miracle grow

virus_dot_exe 13 days ago

i just tried growing weed in my closet and it died after i was an idiot and gave it miracle and f*cked off for the weekend

virus_dot_exe 13 days ago

i'm trying to grow a jalapeno but i dont really have too much direct sunlight so it hasnt done anything cool yet

virus_dot_exe 13 days ago

one day during my senior year of high school, someone ran into our study hall and told us that they saw a giant turd in the bathroom. they told me where to find it and I was a teacher's aide helping a spanish teacher during her lunch break so we all just hung out, graded papers and chilled. she let us leave to go check it out. what i saw left an image in my mind that I'll never lose as long as I live. It was....THE COLOSSUS.

the piece of poop had the shape and size of an actual football (professional, no nerf shit). A few inches were above the water level and had started to dry, it was obvious that the person who birthed it didn't even attempt to flush it because it'd be futile. I ran back to the class and the teacher gave me a poloroid camera, then I took a shot of it, the only documented footage of THE COLOSSUS. All the people from the nearby classes got out of class to see it, I was sneaking girls in and watching for teachers.

By the end of the period, kids from one of the computer classes had printed out color maps with directional arrows telling kids how to find it, and there was a line all the way out of the bathroom not unlike the line to get on a rollercoaster, kids would line up, pass by and look for a second, laugh hysterically and then leave awe-struck.
Teachers were actually taking their classes to see it, I shit you not.

Eventually it disappeared, the same spanish teacher told me she asked about it and one of the janitors had to break it up with a broomstick and flush it in pieces. I still have the picture taped in the back of my yearbook.

virus_dot_exe 13 days ago

never heard that band

virus_dot_exe 13 days ago

yeah that's my favourite bike ride ever. I like to stop in crab park and get blazed, and then cruise the seawall and eat shawarma in english bay after its over. last time i biked the seawall I saw two seals, a bunch of giant herons and some baby raccoons.

virus_dot_exe 13 days ago

there are tons of possums across the border in washington but none where i live 45 mins north, which really bums me out because i think they're amazing little guys and want to kiss and hold all of them.

virus_dot_exe 13 days ago

i ride my road bike to and from work every day and i f*cking love it. thankfully there is a ton of bike infrastructure where i live so I pretty much exclusively ride my bike everywhere now except when it rains or i have to bring my hockey gear somewhere.

virus_dot_exe 13 days ago

i'm gay

virus_dot_exe 14 days ago

when he jumps out of the way of the moving train and lands on the bike without a seat - lol

virus_dot_exe 17 days ago

you should! it's the weekend!

virus_dot_exe 17 days ago

tonight - vietnamese food and going swimming
tomorrow - swimming, skating, maybe buy an xbox
sunday - italian day in east van, hockey in north van

virus_dot_exe 17 days ago

i don't know yet, i have to go home and walk my dog on my lunch break so probably fast food of some kind :(

virus_dot_exe 18 days ago

hey that's a bad post so you should not do that anymore

virus_dot_exe 18 days ago

which one of you fcking pussies owns one of these things?

virus_dot_exe 18 days ago

Finally, a serious response.

virus_dot_exe 18 days ago

I doubt any of these government guys could handle a one inch punch from Bruce Lee.

virus_dot_exe 18 days ago

thanks

virus_dot_exe 18 days ago

lol

virus_dot_exe 18 days ago

lol

virus_dot_exe 18 days ago

would you eat the lemon or the orange candy provided at the end of the meal?

virus_dot_exe 18 days ago

funniest thread title i've seen in months

virus_dot_exe 18 days ago

thetowerofrome 6/6/2019 4:30:52 PM

One of the best live bands ive seen over the last 4-5 years


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