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explosions_in_this_guy 21 hours ago

cave in.

lol @ the tall kid who comes out from under the porch like the end of Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind.

explosions_in_this_guy 22 hours ago

And there's my friends

explosions_in_this_guy 3 days ago

lol

explosions_in_this_guy 3 days ago

"push meat down and remove skin around bone, tendons and small bone. Wrap exposed bone with foil and season lollipops with rub"

oh f*ck

explosions_in_this_guy 3 days ago

ok goddamn I didn't know about chicken lollipops - had look google that

explosions_in_this_guy 3 days ago

did you push all the meat down off the bone like that?

explosions_in_this_guy 3 days ago

might as well call it a patty

explosions_in_this_guy 3 days ago

I only buy items that are 4 & 1/2 stars or greater.

explosions_in_this_guy 3 days ago

How many can you sustain at once?

explosions_in_this_guy 4 days ago

carveyournamein 8/7/2020 1:40:30 PM
I think you need to give up on certifications and move into management. You're so intolerably full of shit.


I highly recommend this

explosions_in_this_guy 4 days ago

He looks like he loves Lays Sour Cream and Onion Potato Chips.

explosions_in_this_guy 5 days ago

try to f*ck a cobbler

explosions_in_this_guy 6 days ago

You try to escape out of the front door. You reach to turn the doorknob when you realize the handle is missing and you gripping someone's dick. You kick the door open, see Matthew Nelson had his dick through the vacant knob hole, standing next to him is his brother Gunnar, as well as Legends of the Fall era Brad Pitt - all of them dicks out.

explosions_in_this_guy 6 days ago

you're feeling close to climax when you clear your eyes to get a better look, only to realize it's Kid Rock and Sebastian Bach.

WWYD next (check a box)?

[_] Very suddenly get up and tip your hat as you slowly back out of the room
[_] Immediately start throwing hands straight down the pipe, risking castration
[_] Put a hand on the back of each of their heads and moan to high glory as Seb tongues your balls while you explode on Kid Rock's tonsils

explosions_in_this_guy 6 days ago

duncan_idaho 8/4/2020 6:14:17 PM
Im gay for explosions

hi

explosions_in_this_guy 8 days ago

Your*

explosions_in_this_guy 8 days ago

Welcome to Campground. You'll now assume you're reserved camp site and begin eating trash all weekend as you take turns with 20 other families in assaulting the only 3 gravy huts with 10 miles.

explosions_in_this_guy 8 days ago

Rising from the lake on a rocket of shit

explosions_in_this_guy 8 days ago

It's really just people with diarrhea sleeping outside

explosions_in_this_guy 12 days ago

lol @ last shot of the person floating in burbling feces

explosions_in_this_guy 12 days ago

"thin ass neck birds"

lol

explosions_in_this_guy 17 days ago

lol

explosions_in_this_guy 18 days ago

Missed a couple of stats:

Age 52
RegularPoopsPerDay(PPD) 2
RegularPoopsPerWeek (PPW) 14
RegularPoopsPerMonth (RPM) 56
RegularPoopsPerYear (PPY) (Lifetime) 2912
TotalRegularPoops (TRP) (Lifetime) 37960
AdjustedRegularPoopsPerYea r (aPPY) (Minus Diarrhea Weeks) (Lifetime) 37904
DiarrheaBoutsPerYear (BPY) 4
TotalBoutsWithDiarhrrea (TBD) (Lifetime) 208
DaysPerBoutWithDiarrhea (aDPB) 6
DiarrheaPoopsPerDay (DPD) 6
DiarrheaPoopsPerWeek (DPW) 36
DiarrheaPoopsPerMonth (DPM) 144
DiarrheaPoopsPerYear (DPY) 576
AdjustedTotalShitsPerYear (TSPY) (Regular + Diarrhea) (Lifetime) 38,480

explosions_in_this_guy 18 days ago

way overdue

explosions_in_this_guy 18 days ago

Is it because of volume, or density? e.g. Did you lay a creme` pile that was heavier than water, yet viscous enough to congeal together and seal the drain tube, or did you lay a log cabin and plug the gaps with torlet paper, inhibiting suction?

explosions_in_this_guy 18 days ago

virus_dot_exe 7/23/2020 8:06:49 PM
Hot Take: they are not going to be anywhere near as successful as the Golden Knights because the GMs (Florida especially) wont be stupid enough to gift them two top six forwards for nothing (Marchessault & Karlsson)

This is not a hot take, I think this is more widely accepted as true - everyone wised up after that one. Team will begin as a bunch of goons trying pee the puck forward in vain.

explosions_in_this_guy 20 days ago

Age: 52
AvgDiarrheaBoutsPerYear (BPY): 4
TotalBoutsWithDiarrea (TBD): 208
RegularPoopsPerDay(PPD): 2
AvgRegularPoopsPerWeek (PPW): 14
RegularPoopsPerYear (PPY): 5110
TotalRegularPoops (TRP): 37960
AvgDiarrheaPoopsPerDay (DPD): 6
AvgDaysPerBout (DPB): 6
PoopsPerBout (PPB): 36
TotalShitsLifetime (TSL) (Regular + Diarrhea): 38,048

explosions_in_this_guy 20 days ago

explosions_in_this_guy 7/21/2020 6:40:45 PM
If you live in Canada you're funding this.

I actually think this is kind of OK. I'm not Canadian, nor do I live in Canada, but if I was/did, and I knew I was funding some ungodly number of shitheads I would at least be happy to be receiving some form of realized ROI in the form of internet content.

careyournamein - this could be your next business venture. a website where you can sponsor a degenerate. Kind of like Save the Children, except instead of sponsoring a needy child in Africa, you sponsor a juggalo in Detroit. The progress reports are less about feeding and educating the poor and needy, and more about receiving daily spam threads, pictures and videos of the drug and crime-fueled benders, and other freewheeling you are enabling for a single derelict, or maybe a whole family.

explosions_in_this_guy 21 days ago

If you live in Canada you're funding this.

explosions_in_this_guy 23 days ago

"people"

explosions_in_this_guy 24 days ago

I remember the old wives tale about rod Stewart passing out on stage

explosions_in_this_guy 24 days ago

Why watch cable news when you can watch chisled_viking_hairbeast_s tretches_young_twinks_f*ck wallet.mp4 on the internet?

explosions_in_this_guy 24 days ago

lol'd @ "i got my dick in your hotdog bun"

explosions_in_this_guy 24 days ago

Need to recalculate an estimate of how many times JLo has suffered a bout with diarrhea over her lifetime, it's been awhile.

explosions_in_this_guy 26 days ago

I thought it leaked that he was negotiating terms with other platforms while still in contract with Twitch.

explosions_in_this_guy 26 days ago

you gotta wear a mask in Walmart just because it stinks

explosions_in_this_guy 26 days ago

someday I'll be livin' in a big ol' shitter

explosions_in_this_guy 27 days ago

Some folks need a clear and direct line of sight to both areolas and jugs in order to finish.

explosions_in_this_guy 27 days ago

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explosions_in_this_guy 28 days ago

My final words?

"Unnnngh, f*ck, I'm gonna cum"

explosions_in_this_guy 30 days ago

maybe you're being phished?

explosions_in_this_guy 30 days ago

yeah, I'm enjoying the BMF stuff more than the wrestle-your-way to-the-belt stuff these days. I mean I get it, wrestling is the most dominate art in MMA, IMO. It's just not that exciting to watch an elite wrestler dominate someone with limited wrestling skills for 3-5 rounds. If they use it to finish the fight more often then not, then that's fine.

explosions_in_this_guy 30 days ago

good chance of that

explosions_in_this_guy 30 days ago

I learned a new word.

I'm not saying Burns would absolutely win that fight, I'm just saying if Usman is the best wrestler at 170 right now, a poor mans GSP, and there aren't many good wrestlers (2?) in the UFC WW Top 10, then it's going to be a good (not great) striker with great Jiu Jitsu who has a chance to beat him. I'm not sure Burn's has "great" jiu jitsu, but it's way better than some of the other WWs in contention, and light years better than Masvidal.

explosions_in_this_guy 30 days ago

beans 7/12/2020 1:52:35 AM
Burns won't stand a chance against Usman... Same as Edwards


Burns can throw hands, and is no joke on the ground, legit offensive submission grappling skills, unlike Masvidal.

explosions_in_this_guy 30 days ago

meh

explosions_in_this_guy 30 days ago

and then you crumple them with a powerful left, straight down the pipe, for accidentally farting - causing a puff ashes to float down onto your carpet.

explosions_in_this_guy 30 days ago

If UFC was an acronym for Ultimate Farting Championship, then all this would be taking place on Fart Island.

explosions_in_this_guy 30 days ago

do you think they brought hookers to fight island?

explosions_in_this_guy 30 days ago

when you're using someone else's prolapse as an ashtray?


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