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carveyournamein 12 minutes ago

I have 373 posts left until retirement. I'm not spending any more of them on you, Trind.



Fix yourself, bro. It's easy.

carveyournamein 24 minutes ago

I'm watching this match and it's obvious to me that the little bit of "give" Bam Bam yielded to Taz was *purely* to protect himself from being wrecked.

carveyournamein 26 minutes ago

Taz trained in Judo. He might have also trained in wrestling, but Taz was/is a Judo guy.

carveyournamein 28 minutes ago

Exactly. And if you think Bam Bam made it easy for him, then you don't understand anything about professional wrestling psychology.

carveyournamein 30 minutes ago

Look at it this way: the man was so dangerous that instead of releasing him from his duties they made him an announcer. Too dangerous to wrestle, too dangerous to fire, let's give him a microphone.

carveyournamein 31 minutes ago

Dude, Taz was legit.



People like to say he has a Napoleon complex... it's pretty easy to understand how someone could get a chip on their shoulder when they're always the shortest person in the room and yet completely capable of dismantling anyone with his bare hands. I mean, what is he supposed to do? Stay humble while everyone around him shits on him incessantly? LOL

carveyournamein 34 minutes ago

Isn't that WILD????????

carveyournamein 35 minutes ago

I'm not going to pretend that there isn't a significant, near inhuman, amount of hand-eye coordination and agility required to play professional baseball but at the end of the day it's just people hitting a ball with a stick and sometimes the audience cheats by throwing a home run back onto the field.

carveyournamein 54 minutes ago

BULLETHEAD 6/20/2021 10:42:45 AM
i'm worried about getting TOO smart




No worries, brother. Braincells don't grow back.

carveyournamein 55 minutes ago

Don't take my word for it. I'm an uneducated fat bigot from The South.

carveyournamein 56 minutes ago

The Beatles pre-Transcendaence: "Baby hold my hand"

The Beatles post-Transcendence: "What if there were no religion?"

carveyournamein 57 minutes ago

BULLETHEAD 6/20/2021 10:39:57 AM
should i be meditating or is that just for rich housewives with fancy iphone apps?




You don't have to take my word for it. Look into how The Beatles transformed once they discovered Transcendental Meditation.

carveyournamein 58 minutes ago

Many people don't understand that martial arts are divided into categories for very specific reasons. There's sport for training, testing, competition, legacy, glory...


And then there's combat for survival. Bruce Lee summed it up in one sentence that I'll paraphrase, "In sports you have moves you practice to win points. In combat there are no rules, and you had better train every part of your body."

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Isn't that the same asshole who posited that intelligence is directly tied to genetics?


Just because someone can write a book doesn't mean it's worth reading. Look at L. Ron Hubbard.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

"To Reach Me You Must Move To Me"

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Bruce Lee on training every part of your body.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

mindtraveler 6/20/2021 10:27:38 AM
i like that one interview w bruce lee where he describes water, flowing or crashing. that was a neat thing.




Bruce Lee was a genius who sacrificed his own life to teach the world about the limits of the human mind and body. If there's ANYONE who knew what the fuck he was talking about over the last three hundred years it was Bruce Lee.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

People can shrug about it and say this was some nonsense that doesn't apply to modern life, but the guy used his dying breaths to articulate the coda. I think that's pretty solid, IMHO?

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

I only know The Way.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

I am no teacher.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

The entire reason I don't allow any software to autostart with my computer's boot cycle is *because* of yerpissingmeoff.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

BULLETHEAD 6/20/2021 10:14:49 AM
i already know about stoicism




A samurai is never stoic. A samurai is bound to duty. A samurai is bound to honour. A samurai is bound to The Way.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Don't worry, I'll fix it for your broken brain.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

A Shat Crew Beatdown was to spamming what a carve post is to disingenuousness.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Wrong thread, asshat.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

BULLETHEAD 6/20/2021 10:10:56 AM
the problem is i'm too old and weird to make friends in new cities now. or is that a good thing?




Please revisit my thread entitled "Dokkodo / Miyamoto Musashi / Way of Walking Alone" and put the few remaining braincells of yours to work before my time here expires.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Yeah, I know. It's a thoughtful submission, for sure. Too bad it doesn't really fit The Mission™.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Steer This Sinking Ship Into The Light, My Brethren.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Highly recommended.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

I trust you with all my being and I don't even know you, Xander.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

I never presumed you'd be able to since you're unemployable.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

<3 <3 <3

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

My Opinions Are Mine And Not Representative of My Employer

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Yeah, "whatever"


Go to the Netherlands Red Light District and just *try* to get laid legally. You'll be arrested on the spot.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

I think you need to go to one of those Adult Education Centers and get taught how to read.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

d0t_hack 6/20/2021 9:57:51 AM
Trind openly admitted to molesting a family member.



Listen, my friend. Until webmaster deletes that Every Time I Die interview where that ex-teacher they use as a vocalist admitted to hiding CP, everything's fair game. We are all complicit.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Well I'm glad to see there aren't any serious contenders to rival my submission.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

No. Only one.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Okay so here's the deal. Webmaster has authorized the selection of one, and only one, copyrighted work to license for the purposes of branding the new Lambgoat.


Everyone with a valid account is allowed to submit one, AND ONLY ONE, candidate. Think very, very carefully before you toss your slip into the hat because they won't be selected at random.



Here's my offering.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Sorry, brother. I forgot you were never an integral component of The Operation©®™ so your ignorance is forgiven.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Ugh.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

I'll smoke a whole pack of 'em if I damn well please, too.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

I like American Spirit, though.

carveyournamein 1 hour ago

Fascinating. Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

carveyournamein 2 hours ago

I'm not asking I'm telling.

carveyournamein 2 hours ago

You, me, and just about everyone on here is currently on or has been on an international watchlist for years, right?

carveyournamein 2 hours ago

You do realize if you leave your land of birth, you're going to get arrested and held indefinitely, right? I'm not trying to scare you. I'm trying to be real with you before I retire.

carveyournamein 2 hours ago

Why would you leave your country dude? Do you have any idea how many people are aching to get in? And you want to leave?

carveyournamein 2 hours ago

Yeah. She was the only good thing about the television show.

carveyournamein 2 hours ago

In case you haven't noticed, trind, Xander is next in line to inherit The Throne™.


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