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ambalamps 10 days ago

Well seeing as this may be my last post ever, I just wanted to say

ambalamps 14 days ago

AnalButt 6/5/2021 9:56:58 PM
Hi drunk

I'm dad.

ambalamps 17 days ago

Keep drinking Genny and you'll be making your own ass juice.

ambalamps 45 days ago

Weak loser can't even design a landscape.

ambalamps 56 days ago

Gunning for that Danny DeVito bod.

ambalamps 65 days ago

A dandelion wisp

ambalamps 72 days ago

This is one of the best LG threads in recent memory.

ambalamps 72 days ago

Bacon and mayo sandwiches produce 90% of the effect. I know this because I was once a drunk in poverty.

ambalamps 72 days ago

I can't f*cking believe people ack-tua-ly endorse and like politicians. Failed citizens, the lot of you.

ambalamps 72 days ago

Lambgoat's most endearing poster that sucks dick for more dick.

ambalamps 72 days ago

We can already see the possibility of US Balkanization on the horizon. Every election year it becomes more apparent.

ambalamps 72 days ago

Sure, but to what occasion? Ideally we should consider abolishing states altogether since it's just a lot of postmodern tribal chest-thumping anyways. Or we can just prolong the slow ideological/cultural/whate ver-the-f*ck reduction until every conceivable faction resides within its own single-acre nation state and we're chasing each other like dogs up and down our fence lines. It's an extreme, but it isn't difficult to derive on a long enough timeline. I think there's a scenario where globalism triumphs and it isn't a bad thing.

ambalamps 72 days ago

two_dick_rick 4/8/2021 1:20:31 PM
Nah, i care too much about innocent life to just be callous and indifferent



RISE

It isn't that I don't care. It's just that the solution is through the same system that creates the problem so it's just one giant ouroboros of dogshit.

ambalamps 72 days ago

Hear me out, guys.
What if, like, all politicians are shit and we should just drink and mosh instead of expecting anything from them? When is the last time there was a leader in the US that people felt confident about? They are garbage by definition because that's the type of person that wants to be a politician in the first place. People with good intentions rarely succeed in politics and when they do they just pave the road to Hell. f*ck it. Party.

And yeah. f*ck Joe Biden and definitely f*ck the border.

ambalamps 120 days ago

No joke; GotJ is probably a really good time.

ambalamps 131 days ago

Wtf. I can't say w e b b y?

ambalamps 131 days ago

Hey, Donovan. Can we bring back the flame icon for this thread only? This shit is HOT.

ambalamps 131 days ago

You want pics of goats? I got pics of goats.

ambalamps 134 days ago

Great actor imo

ambalamps 134 days ago

Food language

ambalamps 134 days ago

< Isle of Men

ambalamps 134 days ago

He seemed like the kind of guy that would put a tow package on the front of his truck so he could push stuff instead of pull it.

ambalamps 135 days ago

Spirit of bullethead, if you are with us, give us a sign that you are ok and possibly also jca.

ambalamps 135 days ago

Bullethead is (was?) jca, right?

ambalamps 144 days ago

I guess all singing is technically clean. I meant vocals.

ambalamps 144 days ago

Reject the Sickness and Determination were pretty cool. It went downhill with the clean singing.

ambalamps 144 days ago

I heard they had to pry him out of your mother.

ambalamps 144 days ago

I still have that watch. Casio should hire me.

ambalamps 150 days ago

I'm what you might call a funzanoon.

ambalamps 150 days ago

Well idk about you but I haven't felt racist since noon.

ambalamps 150 days ago

He identifies as a winner.

ambalamps 150 days ago

But he can still win.

ambalamps 150 days ago

Will not be seen today.

ambalamps 150 days ago

Bernie Sanders.

ambalamps 155 days ago

Official inquiry to hear portslob's story about a word.

ambalamps 157 days ago

I think they can squeeze in a third impeachment if they hustle.

ambalamps 157 days ago

WAP

ambalamps 157 days ago

This would be cool.

ambalamps 158 days ago

lol

ambalamps 158 days ago

This has been said about every president since Evangelicals became politically relevant. I used to rip huge bong loads and read about the satanic numerology of GWB. That was two decades ago.

ambalamps 159 days ago

Speedbagging his balls while "Gonna Fly Now" plays.

ambalamps 159 days ago

Imagine splintering your affection because you thought more than one cat was a good idea. I can't believe this bullshit. I'm furious.

ambalamps 163 days ago

No. Technically no one is. It's a remote service I guess, but I'm not attending that either.

ambalamps 163 days ago

decrepit 1/7/2021 2:15:36 PM
His lifestyle determined his death style

I was waiting for this.

ambalamps 164 days ago

That one guy sitting in the Speaker's chair is legendary. Having said that, this will prevent nothing. These people are sore losers.

ambalamps 164 days ago

Next to nothing will change. Biden is just more status quo.

ambalamps 166 days ago

I can finally relax my ass cheeks.

ambalamps 166 days ago

BULLETHEAD 1/4/2021 4:28:47 PM
are you gonna go to the funeral?

No

ambalamps 166 days ago

seriousloser 1/4/2021 4:19:31 PM
Honest question, how is the family taking it?

Don't know. I'm not in contact with his mother. I'm sure she's not taking it well. I don't know what other family he has left.

ambalamps 166 days ago

He's actually dead. I can put the skepticism to rest on that.


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