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agent_friday 26 days ago

What got me about Chauvin was that he had the knee in the back of the neck, then looked directly at the camera with a look of absolute impunity. He knew he was being filmed. He even threw the camera a smirk because he was under the impression there was no way he would be found liable for killing a man.

That was the f*cked up part.

agent_friday 47 days ago

Plus he was the only member of congress to vote AGAINST an anti-sex trafficking bill a couple years back.

Shit writes itself.

agent_friday 48 days ago

I don't know how this guys head fits through doorways. He must have to angle it.

agent_friday 55 days ago

I get mine on Friday, but it's the Moderna one. I'm not sure if the side effects are worse or better than Pfizer's.

agent_friday 78 days ago

Same director as Die Hard too, I believe.

agent_friday 78 days ago

"You can't kill me motha f*ckas!"

agent_friday 116 days ago

I'm probably going to get close to 5K back. Why the f*ck would anyone wait?

agent_friday 12/9/2019 1:10:17 PM

Quality, perfect journalism.

agent_friday 11/18/2019 11:37:19 AM

He can't have too many years left in him. The guy is 74 and 350.

agent_friday 9/12/2019 10:24:02 AM

I suppose this was the biggest inevitable event to happen, but I do feel this is the one that really hits the hardest.

After moving out in February, our divorce is a couple months from being finalized, and the mediation and custody all sorted out. It's joint custody, 50/50 with no child support either way (she actually would have owed me about $100 per month, but I waived it as long as she keeps provided health insurance). I have them a lot and am happy about it.

However, we have both been dating, but I have been refusing to tell her about my dating life unless it has something to do with the kids. My thinking is that our kids are 1 and 3, very impressionable, my baby daughter is still bonding with parents, and bringing another person into that until that person is a for-sure "we-are-going-to-move-in-t ogether" type of significant other, they are going nowhere near my kids. At least on my end. I figure I need to be alone (well, Tinder alone) for at least a year, and would need to be dating that person at least a year.

She feels differently, and after dating a guy for a few weeks, wants to introduce them to him and his daughter. I have a very firm stance against this. It's one thing to have to consider another man fcking the love of your life, it's quite another to envision him holding your baby daughter as well.

So the progress I've made getting over the situation took a hard brake and my mental health is pretty fcked again.

agent_friday 9/5/2019 10:25:58 AM

We should never forget the greatest review of all time...

Maybe, before we even begin a deeper discussion about the platitudes of black metal and all of our concerns about the future of the pagan warrior's place outside of the deafening – no puns allowed here, people – realms of Blashyrkh, and definitely before we start throwing around made-up words that we all embarrassingly use in private to describe the eyebrow-curving, elitist authenticity of our darkest loves in this sub-corner of music, maybe we need to recognize all of the things that Deafheaven is not.

agent_friday 8/18/2019 6:27:34 PM

Season 4 Episode 6 really brought the lol's.

agent_friday 8/18/2019 6:23:53 PM

Turns out, I'm not a horrible person according to our mediator, even though my wife kept pushing for primary and wanted to keep the house.

I get 5050 everything. Shared custody and joint legal. They did the math, my ex makes much more money, but she has the kids on her health plan, so it evened it out to where she would owe me $33 in child support. I just said fck it.

However, since my name is on the house, I said either sell it or take me off the mortgage. The latter means she would have to refinance, then buy me out. Since she can't afford the house anyway, she has to put it up for sale within a week.

The awesome part is that our daycare is $1600 a month, and that used to be her bill because she made more than me. But now, half of that is mine. So, miraculously, I have to pull $800 out of my ass, every month, for the next two years. As a high school English teacher, this is a big problem. I applied for DHS subsidies, which I do qualify for because I make so little. I pay $500 a month in school loans to make less than a customer service person at Comcast. Thanks, Obama.

agent_friday 7/26/2019 7:30:28 PM

This happened when I was exactly one week old. My mom told me she was breast feeding me when she watched it on TV.

agent_friday 6/24/2019 8:19:21 PM

I love Portslob asking why an adult male would ever watch this.

Because there has never been an adult male in his world that has ever given a shit about their toddlers enough to watch a movie with them.

agent_friday 6/23/2019 9:33:33 PM

If this doesn't interest you, I threw up a great thread about an episode of The Office.

agent_friday 6/23/2019 9:30:43 PM

This is an Office episode, but I'd really like you to consider my take on the film, Frozen.

agent_friday 6/23/2019 9:28:05 PM

Everything really sucks and I feel idiotic for trying to enjoy it.

agent_friday 6/23/2019 9:22:18 PM

I started dating someone who has a Ph.D and runs a hospice. She gave me a favor today.

agent_friday 6/23/2019 9:18:26 PM

I realized this movie is bullshit. So, Elsa ruins her coronation by throwing ice, causing the ruler of Weaselton to consider her a sorceress. This is fine, but after Elsa leaves Erendelle, Princess Anna goes to find her in the afternoon. Keep in mind Christoff is seen in this very same afternoon feeding his reindeer.

Head forward an hour or two, Princess Anna finds Oaken's Trading Post and apparently Christoff is there too, seemingly after spending weeks in the snow at this point? He doesn't seem surprised or worried about the snow in July, just grabs some carrots. He is clearly shown in the previous scene in Erendelle, so he has an entire sled full of ice (in July, remember) that he wants to sell in those last ninety fckuing minutes?

Also, they find Elsa that evening, striking Anna in the heart to freeze it, and the next morning Anna realizes her love for Christoff, but decides to save her sister instead.

Therefore, the whole idea of Erendelle being in an 'endless winter' literally only lasted about a day and a half. And the main concern with Anna marrying Hans (that they barely knew each other), is hardly solved when she falls for Christoff about 12 hours later.

What the goddamn, Pixar? Get your shit together.

My daughter is adorable singing "Do you want to build a snowman?" however. So fck it.

agent_friday 6/17/2019 9:44:19 PM

To sum up this article...

"I was doing yoga on the kitchen floor one afternoon in 2015, listening to an interview with Buddhist meditation teacher Lodro Rinzler while my toddler son napped. Rinzler talked about growing up Buddhist — being taught he was fundamentally good — and how rare and refreshing it was to not have to "unlearn" the deep psychological wounds of the doctrine of original sin (as had so many of his Christian friends)."

agent_friday 6/17/2019 9:40:19 PM

...open minded. Progressive even. But I'm not a me vs. them type dude. I like a good argument, conversation, etc.

But holy shit what the fck is this left wing wipe my ass and comfort me bullshit.

agent_friday 6/1/2019 7:45:48 PM

This took me nearly 20 years. But after agonizing research, I finally found it.

agent_friday 5/22/2019 6:48:50 AM

After I saw JP when I was 7 it was definitely velociraptor. They were portrayed as so goddamn cool. I was about 25 or 26 when I was finally informed that they are really covered in feathers and about the size of a large turkey.

I was crushed.

So I suppose I'll go back to my other favorite, triceratops.

agent_friday 5/17/2019 6:56:01 AM

Dirk Diggler, slit wiggler.

agent_friday 4/29/2019 6:54:27 AM

Best: Slipknot
Worst: Slipknot
Only: Slipknot

agent_friday 4/26/2019 9:21:36 AM

"Daddy did it," Espinal says, paraphrasing the boy. "He is terrified of you."

Hill responds, according to the recording: "You need to be terrified of me, too, b----."

Later in the recording, Espinal says, "He kept saying 'Daddy punches me,' which you do when he starts crying. What do you do? You make him open up his arms, and you punch him in the chest. Then if he gets in trouble, you get the belt out.''

agent_friday 4/24/2019 7:09:28 PM

Hot Shots Part Deux >

agent_friday 4/24/2019 7:07:40 PM

Been into the Blazers since I lived in Eugene. I remember camping with my wife while we listened to Damian beat the Rockets in the first round in 2014. It was awesome. Everyone started screaming and I got laid by the love of my life.

This time I was drinking alone while my ex-wife spent time with my kids in my old house.

agent_friday 4/24/2019 7:04:44 PM

webmaster 4/24/2019 9:57:29 PM
great band

agent_friday 4/18/2019 12:11:27 PM

I have a hard time standing up to my shit. He's just so strong.

agent_friday 4/18/2019 12:10:15 PM

No. I blocked her from every social media outlet and our only communication is about the kids.

Takin' steps, man.

agent_friday 4/18/2019 12:06:37 PM

"I'm fcked."

agent_friday 4/18/2019 7:36:47 AM

Holy shit. Did he forget how to play the song?

agent_friday 4/15/2019 4:44:20 PM

Looks like most of the art was removed for the restoration, and the artifacts are in a different part of the church.

But lol at Trump dumping tons of water on a frail wooden roof.

agent_friday 2/28/2019 6:38:02 PM

I'm getting about 7K. Pretty fcking exciting.

agent_friday 12/11/2018 10:05:53 AM

David Grann is good stuff. I finished his Lost City of Z a while ago, pretty fascinating.


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