i just walked 6 miles through the woods in the snow
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 128 days ago
might've gotten lost a bit, definitely farted. hoping there was a beaver or something nesting beneath my fart so he felt the wrath.
nothinlefttogive 128 days ago
Probably warmer than band practice yesterday. HVAC in the room is busted 😔
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 128 days ago
get sketcher boots the waterproof $150 ones or whatever, i forget, its what i am wearing. i walked through a marsh i didn't realize was a marsh and my feet are fine.
also im tougher than bulls bacon chew toy and im also softer than trinds mental facilities
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 128 days ago
there were no tracks. there were rabbit tracks and a bobcat track or two. nothing else.
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 128 days ago
if i see one, i'd murder it and walk in it's skin to show it whose boss now.
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 128 days ago
i saw a eagle fly over me. i stopped and thought about cheeseburgers and standing for the anthem.