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Fastest you've eaten a loaf of bread in?

Last night I wrote some summaries for NCAA basketball games; at the start of the second half of Gonzaga vs BYU, I brought a loaf of potato bread to the TV to snack on. By the 15:33 mark, the media timeout, the loaf was gone. Bathroom was real big this mornin.

sorry total consumption time: idk like 20 minutes

dayman 8 days ago
love snacking on bread

potato bread is the best bread that comes in a snack sized loaf serving

pastaman 8 days ago
had a shame eat session one night. i picked up a loaf of buttered garlic bread that just needed to be baked for like 15 minutes, and some buffalo chicken tenders. housed it in like 30

I don't understand what's shameful about that/

pastaman 8 days ago
the food itself wasnt shameful, but i was in shame from a bad drunk outing and needed to eat about it

Portslob 8 days ago
A week maybe

simon_belmont 8 days ago
Are there other options for bread besides loaves?

simon_belmont 8 days ago
I'd like to get my bread in a different presentation

sir your heirloom bread blob is ready

Portslob 8 days ago
There's bread in a can

thats called beer

simon_belmont 8 days ago
I guess a pretzel counts

Portslob 8 days ago
No, I'm serious https://newengland.com/today/food/new-england-made/bm-brown-bread-in-a-can/