Going to apply for a loan
butlerianjihad 122 days ago
Pregame in the parking lot with a Foster's while making my "NOT ECONOMICALLY VIABLE" picket sign as legible as I can
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 122 days ago
Smoke five cigarettes fast af outside their front door, pacing back and forth and playing out the conversation in a whisper while doing hand motions; they'll give you everything you ask for.
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 122 days ago
butlerianjihad 58 seconds ago
That's every old Asian gambler ever
yeah and how many times you turned them down when they say you pay this now
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 122 days ago
it's like ryan reynolds character in that forgettable netflix ghost cop drama!
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 122 days ago
just walk in with some smokers jacket, half opened, your khakis pulled up to your waist, your safari hat on, pull the shades off slowly and say "Hey, you guy, give me some money".
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 122 days ago
Put your f*cking guns down! Put your f*cking guns down! Put your f*cking guns down! Put your f*cking guns down!
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 122 days ago
just make sure dayman knows that wyoming isn't a country before you guys start.
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 122 days ago
don't even actually form the words "where is your bathroom?" just utter, in as animalistic and guttural tone you can manage "BAFFFROOOOM BAFFROOOM" and hit the truck stick on some guy holding papers so the papers go flying
HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 122 days ago
dayman gets upset about the tv reports while they're getting the loan, and butler tries to calms him down - CCTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SR4O2gcXYA