Mans definitely f*cks in his tshirt...

First you get a crass shirt, then you lick some ass dirt

so weird that the girl you described with the word crust had a smelly box

I was 14 or 15...any port in a storm, matey

the first time i thought i was gonna get some sexual explosions, the chick ended up throwing up all over her friend after she told her she shouldn't be hooking up with anyone, she got all mad and puked. i was gonna still go make out with her, it was the first night i ever drank tequila. sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.