i want to learn magic so i can turn my enemies into chickens.

butlerianjihad 4 minutes ago MIKE O MALLEY AND MO Goin' aggro crag on y'all sageas

most of my enemies are chickens, so i eat them

if i were to decide i wanted a chicken enemy, do you think its a fair fight if i get in his pen and demand he throw hands like a real man? i don't think i'd have any qualms killing a chicken, especially if he's mouthy

but back to the subject of the OP... why, who are we gonna sacrifice at the Great Goater Meet Up of 2022?

id volunteer but I dont think I have enough blood for everyone to get some

SeriousLoser just sent me a DM begging to be considered; but the sacrifice must be one of value.

here is something you can't understand, how i could just kill a man?

remember Cypress Hill?

Did they smoke a GLOWING PIECE OF THE AGGRO CRAG??

cypress mountain was bigger

The activators went on the fritz