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Happy thanksgiving

Portslob 12 days ago
There will never be a band better than Death. Enjoy your f*cking turkey

butlerianjihad 12 days ago
I agree but also fa**ck you sage

easyhateoven 12 days ago
i have two death tattoos (scream bloody gore & leprosy) because i'm gay

AnalButt 12 days ago
I use thanksgiving and Christmas to make awful food for the things I need to bring to family gatherings. Tomorrow is Brussel sprouts but instead of a balsamic vinegar reduction to top it I'm going to use mustard and explain it with "there's already vinegar in mustard so it's basically the same thing."

easyhateoven 12 days ago
i'm going to my friends place and were gonna watch info wars

AnalButt 12 days ago
And eat gay frog legs

You ready for awkward conversations? Me: "mom, dad, I wanna tell you that I'm coming out here, in front of you guys today. And I need your support." Mom: "oh, EITG..." Dad: "I knew it, I always knew you were queer" Me: "no, dad, I mean I'm prolapsing, under the table right now. Please, can you help me push it back in?"

butlerianjihad 12 days ago
Heel The Grate is my nickname from junior college:^(

We ain't robbin and stealin, we just grate heelin

AnalButt 12 days ago
Stew Chunks Falling

iwilladapt 12 days ago
"so, what did everyone think about the Rittenhouse verdict?"

Stew Chunks, on my shoulders, makes me happy

iwilladapt 12 days ago
going to preemptively shit my pants first thing in the morning. so that after dinner when I start farting, everyone will already be acclimated.

_d0thack_ 11 days ago
Everyone have a great day today. And stay SAFE!

gonna get high and eat a lot of potatoes