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Hipsters who name their cat Werner Purrtzog

xander_crews_horse 82 days ago
My cat has aliases. Michael McGregor Mitchell McGee Miggy Knights or Miggy McGoogus Miguel Caballeros Michael Knights He answers to all these but his name is Midnight (found him in a junkyard when he was like 1mo&1/2 junkyard guy had already named him) He's also a male model https://ibb.co/YLVV15s

Inkongudunk 82 days ago
I also call my cat Cheesy Bans Wheezy fats Chester ban in the molester van Chunky checker And a variety of unrelated Spanish names

Inkongudunk 82 days ago
This, is Steve. I am steve. https://imgur.com/a/L6hXJ7Q

xander_crews_horse 82 days ago
Esteban Cheesemeiser is what I'd call him.

Inkongudunk 82 days ago
He's an athlete. *fantastic Mr fox reference*

xander_crews_horse 82 days ago
My old dog came to me once when I called him Bacon Grease, his name was Vinny. But sometimes like a person when misbehaved I'd call him Vincent.

simon_belmont 82 days ago
Steve is ready to party

xander_crews_horse 82 days ago
Cat party! Bring ur own meats! https://ibb.co/qrCrmdV

skinsuit 82 days ago
You suck.

xander_crews_horse 82 days ago
lol ur just salty because animals don't trust you and actively dislike you.

boredtodeath 82 days ago
So many nicknames for the house brats. Most commonly Stop Licking That! for her and Close The f*cking Door, I'm Pissing! for him