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You enter the kumite, your first match is drawn

xander_crews_horse 218 days ago
It's Jazzy, a 6'1" 255LB self described "Queen sized big bitch" from East New York. She does a split as a show of her skills before snapping off 6 straight brutally well executed roundhouses. How quickly do you break the kumite death record when she snaps you in 8 pieces and then complains to her friends about her goddamn f*cking kids on the phone afterwards

carveyournamein 218 days ago
I lose.

xander_crews_horse 218 days ago
I can, in all honesty, put you in the "submits with honor" category. But many of us will get Chonged like Li.