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If you had to fight Mike Tyson but you had a gun

xander_crews_horse 222 days ago
How long would it take for Mike Tyson to take the gun from you and use it as a bludgeoning weapon to end your life? Me personally? I think I could hold onto it for 2 seconds before screaming and crying and dying.

Like this https://youtu.be/vdnA-ESWcPs?t=119

You can defeat Mike Tyson by stomping on his toes.

"If somebody stepped on my feet, my toes would blow up. It's horrible. I'd have to tap out right away. If you spit on my feet, I'll die. If you'd seen them, you would know why."

evil_hero 222 days ago
whats the starting distance? if i have an AK at 50+ yards hes donezo if i got a glock and we're standing face to face tell my family ill miss them tell hannah she has sweet tits

7billiondead 222 days ago
Xander, please kindly follow shat and his father.

ShaolinLambKiller 222 days ago
Lol

Portslob 222 days ago
Mike Tyson is back… in weed form.

xander_crews_horse 222 days ago
7billiondead 1 hour ago Xander, please kindly follow shat and his father. Hey random shit poster 44128, stuff a f*cking rag that's been soaking in gasoline in your throat and mouth and light it on fire.

xander_crews_horse 222 days ago
Mike Tyson has a Nike sponsorship, 50 yards isn't enough.

skinsuit 222 days ago
He would never beat me, he's too nice I think.

evil_hero 222 days ago
xander_crews_horse 1 hour ago Mike Tyson has a Nike sponsorship, 50 yards isn't enough. lol i did rethink it after i posted it 50 isn't a lot of yards to clear i'd have to really make my shots count