Two whole shipping trucks full of horny gorillas —-VS —- Ten Rottweilers with machine guns attached to their backs that fire automatically when they advance Caveats: the horny gorillas have no sense of allegiance and may inflict casualties on their own units. The Rottweiler guns only fire when going forward and the Rottweilers have no intelligence upgrades.

humidifier vs. dehumidifier

dehumidifier cause that's probably the black dude

Dana White just booked that .

35 ballet dancers from France trained by Mel Gibson vs 34 esports players coached by Bruce Willis.

A lot of pro counter strike players are pretty jacked https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EENNdsmWwAEJxLi.jpg

Hell yeah smash the sticks bein big for no reason.

my liver vs. this weekend's liquor consumption