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going under the knife tomorrow

OhMyCar 238 days ago
Things that may happen... 1) accidental blood eagle because of drunk and hateful surgeon 2 2) that hot assistant that did my echocardiogram fondles deez nuts but I'm knocked out so I can't enjoy it 3) hot assistant sterilizes me pro bono (pro boner lol) so my shitty genes can never continue 4) Hatebreed show in the operating room, Jamey jasta floorpunches me

OhMyCar 238 days ago
lmao 5) organ harvesting for trafficking overseen by wayward saudi oil prince trying to get back at his asshole dad

easyhateoven 238 days ago

carveyournamein 237 days ago
Don't come back out!

AnalButt 237 days ago
Go under a Bowie knife like a real man

OhMyCar 237 days ago
the only surgery men should perform. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX1ko3Oh8Ls

ej 237 days ago
i just showed your doctor your posts, he will euthanize

skinsuit 237 days ago

OhMyCar 237 days ago

easyhateoven 217 days ago
so.. how did it go? you a chick now or what?

skinsuit 217 days ago
skinsuit 20 days ago lol

Portslob 217 days ago
He's dead

evil_hero 217 days ago
he may not have made it has anyone txtd the chicks in his phone that hes gone i can be responsible to consoling them

easyhateoven 217 days ago
you think he got any girls before the change?

easyhateoven 217 days ago
i like how i automatically assume his operation was a sex change