So my caretakers at the Gruppe Homme
reinstated my internet privileges as soon as I told them what's up with Lambgoat, and they were all "go git 'em, boi!". Basically, you're f*cked.
wait, you have a caretaker?
I have several.
must be nice
Yeah, they basically cook and clean for me. Very nice people.
I want this to be a stated fact, like when I said I had sex with a 16-y-o and when I admitted to being racist. Please, let this catch on.
i doubt it'll take much to convince people. it sounds about right to me
I also have 12 fingers and 37 toes.
i gotta do my own dishes, and cut the grass and do foundation repairs all by myself. it's pretty rough
I'm built like Gollum, but I eat pussy like Lassie
Xander's gonna have an aneurysm when he reads this
_d0thack_ 20 days ago
Po Stephan. Get some ointment for that butt, bro.
OhMyCar 20 days ago
this sounds gay.