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So my caretakers at the Gruppe Homme

skinsuit 20 days ago
reinstated my internet privileges as soon as I told them what's up with Lambgoat, and they were all "go git 'em, boi!". Basically, you're f*cked.

BULLHEAD 20 days ago
wait, you have a caretaker?

skinsuit 20 days ago
I have several.

BULLHEAD 20 days ago
must be nice

skinsuit 20 days ago
Yeah, they basically cook and clean for me. Very nice people.

skinsuit 20 days ago
I want this to be a stated fact, like when I said I had sex with a 16-y-o and when I admitted to being racist. Please, let this catch on.

BULLHEAD 20 days ago
i doubt it'll take much to convince people. it sounds about right to me

skinsuit 20 days ago
I also have 12 fingers and 37 toes.

BULLHEAD 20 days ago
i gotta do my own dishes, and cut the grass and do foundation repairs all by myself. it's pretty rough

skinsuit 20 days ago
I'm built like Gollum, but I eat pussy like Lassie

skinsuit 20 days ago
Harsh, bro.

skinsuit 20 days ago
Xander's gonna have an aneurysm when he reads this

_d0thack_ 20 days ago
Dwep

skinsuit 20 days ago
Po Stephan. Get some ointment for that butt, bro.

OhMyCar 20 days ago
this sounds gay.