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I've been doing yoga.

xander_crews_horse 37 days ago
Pretty sure this is where I learn how to suck my own dick.

BULLHEAD 37 days ago
i dabble in stretching

BULLHEAD 37 days ago
and breathing too

BULLHEAD 37 days ago
i do the five tibetans rites. i bought a book on those way back. i started doing them again every morning

xander_crews_horse 36 days ago
Tell me more.

Zordon 36 days ago
yoga is a tool of the devil, you know who else liked to stretch out, SATAN

skinsuit 36 days ago
Of course you want to suck your own dick.

Zordon 36 days ago
yes thats what the devil wants

xander_crews_horse 36 days ago
I'm the devils son and I'm gay.

BULLHEAD 36 days ago
the first rite is you just spin around really fast 21 times. it's fun

Zordon 36 days ago
sounds gay

BULLHEAD 36 days ago
like one of those whirling dervishes

xander_crews_horse 36 days ago
Good.

xander_crews_horse 36 days ago
Admission: I did it first because all the girls doing it were hot and in yoga pants.

Zordon 36 days ago
yea that sounds like something the devil would do hey go do these gay ass stretches because you think are you are going to get laid but in the end you just suck your own dick