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today is lurkcity's birthday

easyhateoven 79 days ago
what are your plans?

jimbo 79 days ago
taking a fat shit, then turning around to look at it and say Happy Birthday!!

lurkcity 79 days ago
Watch the Bama v UF game

AnalButt 79 days ago
Dressing up like Durst from lalapalooza 2021

easyhateoven 79 days ago
hell yeah

xander_crews_horse 79 days ago
Lmao at this fat piece of shit watching sports. It's like a f*cking brick enjoying math or some shit. You f*cking turd, hope your birthday sucks and you get robbed. 😂

xander_crews_horse 79 days ago
Lurk "Oh, that's how you actually are supposed to run" City waddle hops to the concession stand rapidly to check on his bacon fried snickers bar.

easyhateoven 79 days ago
id eat one of those

xander_crews_horse 79 days ago
Of all his shitty tastes in everything, at least the little f*ck does have good taste in food that's terrible for oneself.

xander_crews_horse 79 days ago
There's your birthday compliment, Lurk. Now go f*ck yourself.

Barbara 79 days ago
Imma do me

Barbara 79 days ago
Actually I'm hiding in the AV room at work, fartin up a storm

lurkcity 79 days ago
So the usual huh babs?

lurkcity 79 days ago
Also easy, carve is gonna hate this post because he made a birthday boy specifically to not inform anyone of my birthday for some reason. Prepare for his wrath.

BULLHEAD 79 days ago
happy b-day, lc