I was walking around the neighborhood, getting my exercise, and as I came up on this woman watering his flowers she looked and gave a huge smile and serious wave, like I was a family member she hadn't seen in years or something. 99% sure I've never seen this lady before. I walked right by her with just a little head nod. She probably thinks I'm a jerk now. Oh well

Her flowers. Not his flowers.

You could have at least of said hello

I know. I'm not really sure why I just walked by. I was trying to figure out if I knew her. And then I was past her

https://youtu.be/RcAxfZ3hwY4

you should've f*cked her.