Setting up a hotdog cart at the polls tomorrow
Going to unite the divided masses over a love of franks
the democrats need gluten free vegan hot dogs
or it may hurt their feelings
it's gonna be funny watching all the MAGAs cry tomorrow
they're crybabies. that's my theory
I hope no matter who wins that there will be riots
the streets will run red with blood
I hope no matter who wins everyone had fun
with some butter and some raspberry jam
I like apple butter every once in awhile.