In my building the elevator buttons suck.. you have to repeatedly press them before they work.. So I'm going to grab some lunch and I hit the down button.. the doors open up and two coworkers from a different company on another floor were in the elevator making out. They obviously didn't hit the intended button multiple times and probably started going at it.. then slobby got a show.

Lol *points finger* you got poor people elevator buttons!!!!!

Lol, those buttons drive me nuts. The doors close way too fast too

That would've been legend if you grabbed her pussy and then quickly closed the elevator door before that little concubine got a chance to see your face.

That's assault brotha!

She was pretty good looking though

dont people know elevators have cameras

Do they?

At my gym I've seen two dudes in the shame shower stall twice in the last two months. I hope they helped each other clean their backs.

the great AEROSMITH has a song about this

livin' it up when i'm going down lovin' it up til i hit the ground

I find it hard to believe that lurk goes to the gym for any other reason than scoping out the bathroom

he doesn't look very strong, does he?

i'd mud wrestle him

Would definitely take a 20 minute long sauna session with him