Being that I'm a ghost and can fly anywhere now, I have the disSTINCt pleasure of making sure everybody's buttholes are safe and secure in their dwellings. Kort - The most troubling of the lot, this anus is a hot sick mess of disgusting filth-wash your ass immediately retard. B_Dawg - Although it tries to stay undetected at times with its farts, there have been some major rips picked up by radar that managed to blast through. This anus owner also has some dark secrets, and I wouldn't want to follow his crop-dust into a dark alley, so beware. Easyhateoven - Diarrhea leakage and awful smelling farts, signifying a past trauma. Likes to talk a lot of shit. Inkongudunk - Has entered its third weekly stinkle-cycle, please seek assistance if the stink become too great. Bortslob - Has been struggling with constipation but seems to be doing better now. Remember to restrain yourself with too much coffee intake, as your shits are insufferable after having lots of coffee. Simon_Belmont - A more refined sort of anus, it still manages to garner a profound reek that is easily noticed by all the surrounding people. Please use more caution. PenicillinTrapdoor - His anus will be going into labor on Thursday, please keep it in your thoughts and prayers. Thank you for taking the time to read this, have a nice day.

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This is really f*cking dumb