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simon_belmont 8/15/2021 1:29:03 PM
overclocked Kohler. Which one of you clued them in on this?

willy_wanker 8/15/2021 1:31:20 PM
kitchen faucet?

simon_belmont 8/15/2021 1:32:52 PM
No, my toilet, goofball. I got this thing well over the max PSI allowed by town regulations.

willy_wanker 8/15/2021 1:36:07 PM
toilets dont work on psi, they work on gpf

simon_belmont 8/15/2021 1:37:54 PM
Sure, if you're working on the wimpy factory settings

Portslob 8/15/2021 1:40:08 PM

easyhateoven 8/15/2021 1:41:51 PM
f*cking whistleblowers

AnalButt 8/15/2021 1:43:04 PM
You've gone past the correct amount of hot dogs used to flush an entire load in one flush. Please wear a diaper because other people don't have a big enough toilet to keep up with your toilet

Portslob 8/15/2021 1:44:42 PM
He eats so many hotdogs they just fall out of his but completely undigested

AnalButt 8/15/2021 1:46:50 PM
The human body would be way cooler if we digested whatever we ate but it came out with the same shape as we ate it. Chewing would get in the way but it could make for an unfunny Twilight Zone concept

Portslob 8/15/2021 2:09:30 PM
I saw a whole ear of corn fall out of an elephants butt once

AnalButt 8/15/2021 2:17:33 PM

simon_belmont 8/15/2021 2:19:32 PM

ShaolinLambKiller 8/15/2021 2:29:59 PM
willy is correct tho. shit thread. you don't know anything. gay.

ShaolinLambKiller 8/15/2021 2:30:23 PM
and I hate willy Vaxx stupid sage. but i also hate you vaxx sage.