< 0 posts: you come to lambgoat to check news and every once and a while you open the messageboard but are mostly confused. one day you make a user name. 1-10 posts: your first few comments are torn apart by lg regulars. you decide the username "atreyudude69" wasn't such a good idea. 11-50 posts: with a new user name you jump into the fray and start to understand lg "lingo" but pretty much spend the entire time trying to figure out what the f*ck is going on. 51-100 posts: ah yes now you are getting it.. you've already gone through the messageboard stats and figured out who the titans of lg are. pretty much at this time you make up a few cheesy gimmicks and spend the rest of your time riding slk's nuthairs into oblivion. 101-250 posts: you've learned that no matter what you do or say, slk is going to talk shit on you so you try to make other friends. by this time you've also figured out that shat is drunk all the time and that god and pdh are slk clones. you work on your internet assholery. 251-500 posts: other goaters begin to recoqnize you and some even give a damn about what you say but most ignore your stupid comments. you listen to all of slk's bands and even though you think they suck, you still tell him you like them. he still hates you. a few of your gimmicks get a laugh and your profile earns a few decent c/ps. 501-1000 posts: now you are really starting to get the hang of this. you talk shit on the 4 girls that posts here but secretly you wish you could bang them (probably not bowman but the other 3) you talk shit on most gimmick and "fail" and "cave in" enter your lingo. you drift in and out of a slight lambgoat addiction. logging in at 3:45 in the morning to read threads filled with "eat aids" and "death". 1001-2500 posts: these posts fly by and pretty soon you have figured out how to make a blank post. your total post count grows as do the number of your lambgoat "friends" you bullshit about personal shit and a few people actually talk back to you in a friendly manner. good news: you are starting to be accepted. 2501-5000 posts: your real life friendships take a small hit cause your lambgoat time grows exponentially. slk acknowledges your presence, and jen sends you a n00d. life is good... for now.... 5001-10000 posts: now you've been on for awhile. you've gone through 500 different profile pix and finally decide on a picture of a retard jumping on a couch. too cave in baby but you don't care. nothing suprises or shocks you, and you've met a few goats in real life. most people recognize you on the board and even take you seriously. beware though... you are dangerously close to earning a true mark of the beast. 10001 - 20000 posts: your name appears on the post leader board. now you are cocky and often feel invincible on the board. you make inane posts over and over like "omg penis lol" and "*eats aids*" you think you are the shit but often this earns you one thing: a girls who run song. when your song drops your shrug it off, even laugh about it. but later that night you cry alone in your den. of all the people why you to be forever immortalized as an idiot. the saddest part of all? you actually like the song. 20001 - 40000 posts: this is where things get hazy. you stop by lambgoat 3+ times a day for hours on end. most of your posts are blanks or "fail" you add nothing to the board but mindless idiocy. you fill threads with c/ps and rememberances of times gone by. lambgoat old timers greet you with a sullen indifferent attitude, but you feel a strange kinship. other than slk most guys seem to like you but still talk shit on you and remind you of your song. occasionally the webmaster deletes one of your gimmicks only to have it replaced by some other terrible waste of bandwidth. anyone with less than 20000 posts is considered an idiot and you don't take anything they say seriously. you are hopelessly and enexplicably lost to the world. 40001 - 99999 posts: you are shat crew. isn't that enough? 100000+ posts: you have been on lambgoat for an enternity. people ride your nuthairs around endlessly, or try to be more of an asshole than you. they fail. there is no end in sight...

no

You tell me blanco nino

Aww... I have a girls who run song

tlnr dwep

VodkaVeins 13 minutes ago tlnr dwep

You losers never got a song

I did not...

I'm so cool. Everyone loves me.

I'll write a song for you Vodka.

That comes off as more of a threat than an offer

lol

You gotta write one sober, then another one drunk. lgmb will compare and contrast

That sounds like the best and worst idea possible.

I learned to play and sing hoodie and the blowfish - let her cry the other day And if the sun comes up tomorrowwwww let her beeee ahhhhhh let her be