Did he ever actually go to any dives? Like was he ever at a shitty bar to see a crust punk band play to 7 other people? I need to know.

he listens to sleep token

Yeah at one place in Columbus Ohio

He has that spiky hair like the crust punkers favor

I used to hate him, but started watching the show and now love him. He is from the weird Victorian village of ferndale up near eureka, so his look makes sense.

I also had one of the best bloody Mary's ever at his restaurant in Vegas.

i think he stage dived at the Dashboard Confessional® Official Steakhouse™

I went to his BBQ joint in Louisville, he was working, worst bbq I ever had in my life

You know the difference between a walk and a hike, slob?

if there's one thing Bostonians know, it's good bbq

"These cheese fries are money" is the highest compliment you can give a chef

He hasn't been the same since his smash mouth brother died.

I've enjoyed this show for years unapologetically. Guy himself seems kinda like a darsh but he doesn't take himself to seriously from what I can tell. And how can he.

probably