Die

some do

i still go out skateboarding sometimes. is that 0K?

No

No!!

scooters, birds... i've only seen douche turds on these

these things are everywhere here and the electric skateboards and uni things with one wheel

I've always wanted a moped for quick commutes. I'll never get one though.

nyc traffic is maddening. i can understand using a scooter. i want rocket powered rollerskates

Never been, but I can imagine. LA is terrible. KC is just as bad when you hit the Missouri side.

Wait. Probably not "just as bad" but it's worth looking into a moped. I just wanna weave in and out of traffic at a mid speed.

come on. when has there ever been 5 million people on the the road at the same time in missouri

I know. I had to reword that. It still gets shitty but I probably don't know anything because I've never been to NYC.

There's about 3 or 4 very sloped block in a row near my folks place. "Adults" in said scooters blow the stop signs & almost get killed like every time. Lol?

Lol