i'm so excited i'm shaking

hillbilly ass shit

i don't like snakes

Is that in the glory hole?

i love snakes. they're the best

I hope I get bit by a snake tomorrow.

i almost sat right on a rattlesnake at the grand canyon. it slithered right between my legs

how exciting. those are some mean snakes

straightedgehack 4 minutes ago I hope I get bit by a snake tomorrow. going to the ol kansas snake ranch again?

it was scary

did you piss your pants?

you gotta have good foot work and move laterally at a quick pace then pick em up by the tail. just watch Steve Irwin videos and you'll be aight.

btw that's also how I pick up women

you gotta two step before picking up a snake in the pit

exactly