Home > Forum > Topic

cutting someone in half

easyhateoven 287 days ago
has anyone ever accomplished this? seems pretty sweet

BULLHEAD 287 days ago
It's called bisection. Use better words

easyhateoven 287 days ago
no

easyhateoven 287 days ago
i'm going to cut your gay ass in half

BULLHEAD 287 days ago
Doubt it

Zordon 287 days ago
ya people get cut in half all the time ok they just dont live to talk about it

ShaolinLambKiller 287 days ago
Well some live but not long enough to matter

easyhateoven 287 days ago
pack a chainsaw

Portslob 287 days ago
I bet that hurts

easyhateoven 287 days ago
maybe at first, but i'm sure you get used to it

vagisilcreem 287 days ago
vertically or horizontally?

withdeadhandsrising 287 days ago
imagine you do this but they live and then one day years later you're at the bar and the person you cut in half is doing karaoke and it's that "half the man i used to be" song by stone temple pilots

easyhateoven 287 days ago
i'd clap and buy him a drink

OhMyCar 287 days ago
my friend in high school used to call this "artificial division" because he liked math. But I have no friends anymore so I'm the real joke.

ShaolinLambKiller 287 days ago
hahahaahhaaha