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The biggest reason we should've never moved past vinyl

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
f*ck around and your favorite thing can quickly be yeeted at you or the wall like kung lao's hat. People would be acting right, I bet, that and if phones still had cradles so you could slam hang up on someone. I bet these f*cks would learn.

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
You slam the phone, or use it as a weapon, these days and you basically have to buy a new piece of shit phone. Them old cradle phones? You could stop a home invasion by properly sucking that bad guy in the mug with one, knock him out cold!

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
socking. f*ck technology.

B__DAWG 54 days ago
i hit my neighbor with a lawn dart when we were kids

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
come over here and try that, i got a box of rare vinyls and a desk phone made in 1984.

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
vinyls are a sidearm so i can have 2 things

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
when i was a kid my neighbor would sleep over and we'd watch wrestling and action movies. one night he got me into the figure four, but it was when i wasn't paying attention. earlier i told him i wanted to watch the movie (im f*cking certain it was point break) and I'd break out the PEACE MAKER, which was a big gold glasses holder my dad had. It was more or less a paperweight. When he got me in the figure four, I just naturally reacted by whackin him with the PEACE MAKER and then we watched the rest of the movie. No one bought a website over it

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
that was the kid who I think, I'm pretty sure, I told a story about where we'd practice pro wrestling moves and one day we got into a really heated pretty much fight but trying to do wrestling moves, and that kid had a younger brother who had a mental development issue (idfk what it was, this was 1993 or 94 so we just said he was tarded)... and he would play wrestle sometimes with us, and we'd do the finishers like Razors Edge or Powerbomb to him gently... but he kept getting in between us telling his brother to powerbomb him, and ill never forget my buddy going "OK YOU WANNA GET POWERBOMBED" and picking up his 55 lb retarded brother and just f*ckign hurling him like a sack of potatoes at the wood panel wall of the trailer and then his brother making that cry kids make when you know something is f*ckin bad.

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
No one got mad and bought a website, and then later got mumps, about that either though.

7billiondead 54 days ago
Do you ever get tired of replying to yourself and/or being here all the time?

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
I wouldn't give a f*ck what anyone, let alone you, think about anything. So suck my dick, below I will write a ten page thesis on why sucking my dick is better for you than typing.

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
Also, all the time, huh you stupid c*nt? Are you just some f*cking pathetic stalker? Or kort, is that you? Because this mouthy little bitch only shows up when I'm around, which is like 4 weeks a year, 4 times a decade like that... Go slit your wrists and make it 7billionand1dead fraggle

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
oh 7billiondead is trind lmao

RAGINGFUCKMAN 54 days ago
sorry, I apologize, I didn't mean to respond to you like you're a real person.