I am detoxed. I just got released about 3 hours ago. I am going to commit to outpatient therapy. How is everyone?

Pretty sure I got dem piles in my b'hole. Glad to hear you're not a stinker anymore!

Grub sounds good. I've snacked on the way home.

9 day rehab huh? That's not how it works.

hey look a pathological liar is asking us to take him at face value

detox is just over paying some facility to house you for 7 days. you gonna hit the bottle again in no time. bottoms up!

might as well drive to the store and buy some cold ones. it's Saturday baby!

it's saturday, loosen up

draculamountainz 8 minutes ago 9 day rehab huh? That's not how it works Hey buddy. I know since you've joined I've been nothing but intolerable but I wasn't taken to a state hospital for rehab. I thought that's where I was going but I was so trashed my buddy just me into a a local detox facility. They gave me the keys to the kingdom of getting further help. It's on me.

Nobody f*cking cares

go grab some ice cold brewskis my man!

Nah. I don't think I'm capable of ever handling alcohol. I really have bipolar disorder. I'm gonna be a dad in like 6 months. I've gotta clean up. Never saying I'll ever drink a few ever again but the ball is in my court. I've gotta be a rad dad.

It's like the most exciting thing. To me at least.

but dude.. it's Saturday night, you a free man. a 6 pack will loosen you up brotha. you seem tense. ice cold bottles and some Taco Bell.

drunk dot is more successful than sober dot