I wish I was that guy

I'd be currently hitting the talk show circuit and writing a book

"liberals made me shit my pants!"

Dude trusted the wrong fart

"The Diarrhea Guy" was my nickname in high school, college and work

lol

lol now it's your nickname on the no fly list

That guy is the one and only Diarrhea Dave

There was a flatulent service dog that took a plane down on Monday lol

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-sue-airline-over-farting-30907285 Coolest dog ever

The irate couple say they were booked next to a passenger in need of an emotional support dog, an animal which would not stop farting when 30,000ft in the air.

that dog has my support

https://youtu.be/umkV-U953R8?si=vMdECAE2cV0Qj8FN