but i can't stop farting

this is you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxHXbp3gBvs

i think so

Defecation Bubbles

I ate a bunch of arugula and spinach last night. Farts have been ridiculous today

ripped a loud just before my alarm went off. we don't need no alarms

loud one*

I can't stop shitting and farting today

same. the gift that keeps on giving

I drank like six bottles of red wine yesterday so the shit is jet black

Lol

lol

lol

The older I get, the more I'm farting and I'm not a fan of that.

Every morning, as soon as I wake up, I blow the hardest, deepest fart that lifts me out of bed.. like someone was filling me with air all night and I was holding my breath